About Us

ZENITRAM is a mood stabilizer that enhances your life by decreasing annoyances, increasing motivation, and allowing you to live a life with a minimum of fucks given.
We all have experienced stressful situations in life: the dog is pregnant, the toilet's not flushed, your pimp is taking a bigger cut, and so on...

What we at Danish Friends, Inc. have done is nothing short of miraculous. We have enabled you with the ability and the resources to take the ultimate vacation. The staycation. By following the prescribed dosage you can, with minimal planning, travel far and away from your daily problems and return with a fresh new perspective on the world you live in. All of this without ever having to leave your home or cubicle. Who knows, you may even want to take up rock climbing afterward.